Party-loving Friend Gifts

A Hangover is the Bad Time a Good Time Gives You.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Bears going water skiing.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

A Woman Holding Canapes

All dressed up and no place to go

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

The Happiest Hen in Acle