Woofers And Throwers Gifts

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Know your dog - The brain.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Speaker Farmer.

'Bone appetit!'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

At the school of ventriloquism.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'Play dead.'

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'If dogs named themselves...'

Before Pillows.

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

British Summertime

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

The man who could throw his voice.

Throwing Away Music

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Le javelot pour bûcheron.