Woofers And Throwers T-Shirts

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Know your dog - The brain.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Speaker Farmer.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Bone appetit!'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Play dead.'

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

'If dogs named themselves...'

Ventriloquist and dummies.

"Apparently, captain, he thinks we're a frisbee!"

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

Mathematician Food Fights.

Before Pillows.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

The man who could throw his voice.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Clown interviews.

British Summertime

Throwing Away Music

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

"You realize they won't know the difference."