Shade Thrower T-Shirts

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

Sunbathers.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'How's the water, dear?'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Eggshell blue

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I love summer."

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Glorious day'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Sunbloc 1000

Acupuncture darts.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Before Pillows.