Shade Thrower Mugs

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'How's the water, dear?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Eggshell blue

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I love summer."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Glorious day'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Sunbloc 1000

Acupuncture darts.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''