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'Play dead.'

Know your dog - The brain.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Radiator jazz player

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Spatula Conductor

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

The Acrobat/Musician

Descartes' dog.

Christmas Hat Tree

A orchestra performs in the rain

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Easter Bunny Nursery

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Decadence

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

And I did it without any technical plans.

Monkey on Bike

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

Axel, do you think if I wish hard enough, my little wooden friend will become a real boy like Pinocchio? I think you should ask Geppetto that question when you meet him in the insane asylum.

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

The William Tell Overture

Dog and Flea Circus