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'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Know your dog - The brain.

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Speaker Farmer.

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Descartes' dog.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'Play dead.'