Winged Woofers Gifts

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Know your dog - The brain.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Speaker Farmer.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Descartes' dog.

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."