Winged Rock N' Rollers Gifts

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

Butterfly Woman

"Would you like some wings?"

The No No No's

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Free Bird!"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Caliologist

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Plymouth Rock

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

The hummingbird's hum.

Elvis Presley

Sir Elton John

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Butterfly Woman

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Genius Bar

We love the Rolling Stones...

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

"From rocker to rocker."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Sara Sampaio

Andy Partridge