Winged Worshippers Gifts

"Honk if you know Jesus."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Harpy Hour."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"You'll never soar like an eagle, but your wings will make you very popular."

Football

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

Butterfly Angel

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Church Pastor Paul Lucas - NOW IN 3D

Wi-Fi

'This is my late husband Fred, my son James, and of course, Fifi...'

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

"Get lost, buddy; I'm the only god this house requires."

"He's Behind You!"

Kitchen God.