Winged Worshippers Gifts

"Honk if you know Jesus."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Harpy Hour."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"You'll never soar like an eagle, but your wings will make you very popular."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Football

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Surgeons high-five spectators as they enter emergency room.

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

Wi-Fi

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

Butterfly Angel

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Church Pastor Paul Lucas - NOW IN 3D

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

'This is my late husband Fred, my son James, and of course, Fifi...'

"Get lost, buddy; I'm the only god this house requires."

"We pelicans are elegant creatures and I fear at times you forgot that."