Winter Worshipper Gifts

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Sunbathing in the park

"Brave explorers of the world"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Energy saving mode

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Trucker's tan?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"I can't hear anything, it must be set on low tide."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.