Winter Worshipper T-Shirts

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Sunbathing in the park

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I can't hear anything, it must be set on low tide."

Revenge had come.