Light Worshipper T-Shirts

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Trucker's tan?'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Revenge had come.

You are my sunshine...

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"I can't hear anything, it must be set on low tide."