Winged Rock N' Rollers T-Shirts

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

Butterfly Woman

"Would you like some wings?"

The No No No's

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Free Bird!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Caliologist

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

The hummingbird's hum.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Genius Bar

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Butterfly Woman

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

"From rocker to rocker."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'