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'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'I'm a firm believer in 'live fast, die young, leave a good lookin' corpse'.'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Crocodile Rock

"From rocker to rocker."

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"Are you guys trying to tell me something?"

Only when it was too late did Shane remember that this was just a sound check, and that stage-diving requires a crowd.

Genius Bar

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"At our clinic we take a more 'radical' approach to ultrasound treatment."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Extreme Sound Engineering

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Motorherd

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Free Bird!"

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Large print rock'n'roll section

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Elfis"

Popera!

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Joe Henry