Rock And Roll Rancher T-Shirts

Motorherd

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Girl in cow onesie.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Cow duel.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

They're Brazillian!

Genius Bar

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

Young MacDonald

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"From rocker to rocker."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."