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Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Child driving a toy car

Motorherd

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Martial Arts

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Show and Tell.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Pirate

The Fall from Pisa

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Spilled Milk

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Crocodile Costume

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'