Little Rancher Gifts

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Child driving a toy car

Motorherd

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Martial Arts

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Show and Tell.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Pirate

The Fall from Pisa

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Guess whose bed I slept in?

Spilled Milk

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Crocodile Costume