Little Cowboy Gifts

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Artists of the wild west.

Martial Arts

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Children's imagination

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Have you washed your hands?'

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"I won't enumerate my trespasses. You know my work."

'Cut it out!'