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'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Steak Ted?'

New Guy.

'Cow in love'

"They're comfortable."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Motorherd

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."