Retired Rancher T-Shirts

Lunch at the Old Cowboy's Home

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Motorherd

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

They're Brazillian!

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Cattle barons for world domination.

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'Ooh... Bless you!'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'