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Lunch at the Old Cowboy's Home

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'