Fashion-forward Rancher T-Shirts

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Motorherd

Girl in cow onesie.

"Pampered?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Technology and Agriculture

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

A suit of scarecrows

'He's a Tex'an.'

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

Stay with your present market investments. Your stock will start to pick up any time now.

Rounding up Bulls.

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."

"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."

"Even our A.I. workers are required to wear pants."

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."