Fashion-focused Farmer T-Shirts

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Tractor Art

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Scarecrow Painting

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

A suit of scarecrows

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

Waaay too corporate!

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

Cow Piercing.

"Who does your horns?"

'A few over here, please.'

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

Chicken chaps

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

Barnyard wigs.

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Farmers in love

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"Looks like somebody had some 'work' done."