Fashion-forward Farmer T-Shirts

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

"She wishes to range free!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Tractor Art

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Scarecrow Painting

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

A suit of scarecrows

Waaay too corporate!

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

"Comfy?"

Cow Piercing.

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

Chicken chaps

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

"Who does your horns?"

Barnyard wigs.

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"