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A suit of scarecrows

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Tractor Art

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Where steel wool comes from.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'