Rock And Roll Rancher Mugs

Motorherd

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

Girl in cow onesie.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Cow duel.

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Plymouth Rock

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Sir Elton John

Elvis Presley

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Genius Bar

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

They're Brazillian!

Young MacDonald

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

"From rocker to rocker."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Here comes the pimp.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."