Modern Rancher Mugs

Rounding up Bulls.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Motorherd

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Young MacDonald

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

Drones Unlimited

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'