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Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"No, you can't roll in it."

Dog lover

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

No Humans Allowed

"You do know that when they say 'who's a good boy then', it's just a rhetorical question."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'I don't think I've ever had 'my day' either.' (Every dog has its day.)

Hellooo in there!

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

'He kept saying that, 'my bark was worse than my bite', so I bit him!'

A woman greets her dog

'Tou've just missed him. The dog's taking him for a walk.'

'My name is Spot. What's yours?' 'Two Spot.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

Man to dog: 'Where were you when you took your collar off?'

'Woof is just a word!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"Can I offer you some water while you wait for the vet?"

"I'm trained, yes, but not highly trained."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "