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The downside of curbing your dog....

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

Dog on a plane.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"He's sending an instant message."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Collective unconscious.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."