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How Dogs Are Born

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

A masked man serenading

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"