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Lord and Lady Erdington at home.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"...until death do you a favor."

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Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

"I see a couch."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Beware of Dogs

'If dogs named themselves...'

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

"You understand about ten of my words, but I understand NONE of your barks."

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!