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Lord and Lady Erdington at home.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"...until death do you a favor."

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Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I see a couch."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Beware of Dogs

'If dogs named themselves...'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

The downside of curbing your dog....

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.