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"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

A masked man serenading

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.