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"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

A masked man serenading

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Collective unconscious.

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.