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On strike - Do your own barking.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

Quartet.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Didgeridoo

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

King of Music.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Cellist

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

I love Harmonica

A masked man serenading

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"He's sending an instant message."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Musicians on a beach

The Gong

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"