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Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Cats

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

A masked man serenading

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

The Gong

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"