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Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Cats

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

A masked man serenading

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"He's sending an instant message."

The Gong

Collective unconscious.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"