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"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Bonjour!

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

Collective unconscious.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"He's sending an instant message."

A pointless conversation.

"We bark, we dig, we drool. I guess we're all guilty of being dogs!"

"Has anyone seen my anti-depressants?"

Pet

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Cats

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

A masked man serenading

Dog on a plane.

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.