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"Sure, the new hire's cute...and smart...and funny. But a complete person knows what's important in life...what's essential to the well-being of her world."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Plum jam...

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Musician feedback card

The Gong

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Romance"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

audiobooks...

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!