Woofer Enthusiast Gifts

"Sure, the new hire's cute...and smart...and funny. But a complete person knows what's important in life...what's essential to the well-being of her world."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Artist and Musician

Plum jam...

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Musician feedback card

Collective unconscious.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Romance"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

audiobooks...

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."