Woofer Wizard Gifts

"The subwoofers really help."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Lovely dovetail."

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

A souped up car...

"I see a couch."

Dad's Workbench

"He's sending an instant message."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Collective unconscious.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Club DJ.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Woodwork

Cow Sonar

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

The director said 'cut'!

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'