Sound Wizard Gifts

Club DJ.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Best Special Effects Award

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Computer whisperer.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Cow Sonar

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

The director said 'cut'!

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'