Sound Wizards Gifts

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"So who is this First pet?"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Best Special Effects Award

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Club DJ.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Cow Sonar

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Scan And Repair

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib