Sound Wizards Pillows

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"So who is this First pet?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Best Special Effects Award

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Club DJ.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Cow Sonar

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

It's time, sir. Why don't you go first today. Ahem. Monkey Vicodin finance home office. Elongated African banking sex freak. The contest to see who got the day's weirdest email subject line. Spammers, we have a tie.

Scan And Repair

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.