Microwave Wizard Gifts

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Where was I?

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

If Disney was a software company

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.