Microwave Wizard Pillows

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Where was I?

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Why do you need so many computers?

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Man feeding his computer money.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'