Microwave Magician Pillows

Add a splash of humor and comfort with a decorative pillow that honors your microwave magician’s culinary flair and love of fast, fun food prep.

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Stupid Microwave

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'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'

'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!' mockup

'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'

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"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!" mockup

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

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"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."

"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle." mockup

"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."

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What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave. mockup

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

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'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!' mockup

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

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Tortoise and the Hare

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When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

When There is Simply No Time For Braising! mockup

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

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Joe's Bar and Microwave, 'The grill got busted.'

Joe's Bar and Microwave, 'The grill got busted.' mockup

Joe's Bar and Microwave, 'The grill got busted.'

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'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.' mockup

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

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'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.' mockup

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

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'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.' mockup

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

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Joe's bar and microwave, 'The grill got busted.'

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Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave! mockup

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

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"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?" mockup

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

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'How fast can you hype?'

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Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie. mockup

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

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'What luck! A sound technician.'

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"I lost the groove."

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Concert pianist with a clockwork piano. mockup

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

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All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note. mockup

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

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The quarantine self cut.

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'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!' mockup

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

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Go on! Pick a card.

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"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave" mockup

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

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"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

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'Music hath charms,' &c.

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Mummy Musician

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'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.' mockup

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

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Free and Open Source Software.

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'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.' mockup

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

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'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...' mockup

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

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'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!' mockup

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

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Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra. mockup

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

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A man playing on an elephant

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Microwave Magician Pillows Collection

Microwave Magician Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate microwave magicians—quirky, humorous, and perfect for everyday kitchen magic.

Microwave Magician Prints

Browse vibrant prints that showcase the magic of quick cooking—ideal for inspiring microwave maestros in style.

Microwave Magician T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for microwave magicians—fun designs that show off their quick-cook talents with style.