Microwave Magician T-Shirts

Stupid Microwave

'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Tortoise and the Hare

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

Joe's Bar and Microwave, 'The grill got busted.'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Joe's bar and microwave, 'The grill got busted.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"I lost the groove."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

The quarantine self cut.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Go on! Pick a card.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Mummy Musician

'My nephew Richie can download all your work from the internet for free. You are all fired.'

Free and Open Source Software.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

A man playing on an elephant