Woofer Enthusiasts Gifts

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Plum jam...

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Romance"

"He's sending an instant message."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Musician feedback card

Collective unconscious.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Musical Accidents

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

audiobooks...

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

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