Speaker Enthusiast Gifts

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

"The kids just wouldn't listen!"

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Musician feedback card

The Gong

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Musical Accidents

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

audiobooks...

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."