Speaker Stack Enthusiast Gifts

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Being heard got me where I am today."

The Gong

"I call it angle-poise"

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Musical Accidents

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'I pimped your sound-system.'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'