Speakerphone Aficionado Gifts

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Technology and Love

United Church of OMG

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Snake with headphones.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

Children and technolohgy

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"This is gonna be great!"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

Election Cancelling Headphones

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"